Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A: A tube-a toothpaste.

Q: What did one penny say to another penny?

A: We make cents.

Q: Whats a pigs favorite tale?
A: Slopping beauty.

Q: Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

A:  Because he kept telling yolks!

Q: What room doesn’t have doors?
A: A mushroom

Q: Why did the dog do so well in school?

A: Because he was the teacher’s pet!

Q: What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?

A: Time to run!

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!