Q: What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?
A: Prank-enstein!
Q: What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?
A: Prank-enstein!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed!
Q: What gets wet while it’s drying?
A: A towel!
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Atch.
Person 2: Atch who?
Person 1: Bless you!
Q: What can you catch, but never throw?
A: A cold!
Q: What animal can you always find at a cricket game?
A: A bat!
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells.