Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A: To get to the body shop.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

A: Lots of blood tests.

Q: What did the snowman have for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on?

A: The Meltdown Diet.

Q: What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

A: A pine-apple.

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.

Q: Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

A: Not if you’re the turkey!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside.