Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
A: Football.
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
A: Football.
Q: Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
A: Because she wanted to make-up her mind
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and I, something smells.
Q: What’s a librarian’s favourite type of bait when fishing?
A: Bookworms.
Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vege-table.
Q: What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?
A: Make websites.
Q: How did the boy react when his turtle died?
A: He was shell-shocked.
Q: What time is it when you have a toothache?
A: Tooth Hurty.