Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

A: A chipmonk

Q: What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?

A: A watchdog

Q: What are the strongest days of the week?

A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

A: Ouch!

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?

A: Because he was always lost at C

Q: Why did Santa go to music school?

A: So he could improve his wrapping skills

Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cool?

A: It is full of fans

Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water