Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.

What do you call a bear with no ears?
A “B!”

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.

Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!

How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!