Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q: How do you cut the ocean waves?
A: Through a sea saw.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.
Q.Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A.In water colours
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
?Let me guess what you had for dinner last night, meatballs and spaghetti, right?
?Wow did you read my mind?
?no, your chin?