How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

Which hand is it better to write with?

Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil!

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

What kind of room doesn’t have doors?

A mushroom!

Why couldn’t the pony sing “Happy Birthday?”

Because she was just a little hoarse!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her parents were in a jam.

Why do vampires seem sick all the time?

Because they’re always coffin!