What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?

Every year.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with a computer?

A pine-apple.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What wears a red suit and goes, “Oh, oh, oh”?

Santa walking backwards.

Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card?

Because he went down in history.

What do road crews use at the North Pole?

Snow cones.

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies.