How does a vampire start a letter?

Tomb it may concern…

Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

What cat likes living in water?

An octo-puss.

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

A cat-alogue.

What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?

A fur ball.

What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?

One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

“Me-ow.”

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.