What is a ghost’s nose full of?

Boo-gers.

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A blood hound.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room.

What does a witch use to do her hair?

Scarespray.

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

What kind of music do mummies love?

Wrap music.

What monster plays tricks on Halloween?

Prank-enstein.

What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream.