Q. Why did the scientist wear denim?

A. Because he was a jean-ius.

Q: What cheese does a cow like?
A: Moozzarela.

Q. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

A. Eclipse it.

Q. How do you make gold soup?

A. Put in 22 carrots.

Q. How to bears keep cool?

A. They use bear-conditioning.

Q. What do you do if you see a spaceman?

A. Park your car, man.

Q. Why did the opera singer go on a cruise?

A. She wanted to hit the high Cs.

Q. Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

A. They each got six months.