Q. Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A. In water colours

How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr

What do you call an old snowman?
Water.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed.