What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!

What do you do when a lemon gets sick?
You give it lemon-aid.

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you in there!