How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!

Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!