Q: Why was the clown crying?
A: Because he broke his funny bone.
Q: Why was the clown crying?
A: Because he broke his funny bone.
Q: How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
A: They use bear-conditioning.
Q: Where do polar bears keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
Q: What’s a bat’s favourite pastime?
A: Hanging out with his friends.
Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
A: They would quack up!
Q: Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
A: Because it was a-head.
Q: Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
A: Because you can’t pull his leg.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.