Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!

What did the sink say to the toilet?
Wow, you look really flushed!

How can you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!