Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!