Q: What do birds do on Halloween?
A: They go trick or tweeting.
Q: What do birds do on Halloween?
A: They go trick or tweeting.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
A: The living room.
Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
A: To her broom.
Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
A: Because he was a pain in the neck.
Q: Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
A: Because he only had one pupil.
Q: What do witches order at hotels?
A: Broom service.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.