Q: What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner.

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A: Because he wanted to be a watermelon.

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.

Q: Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake?

A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.

Q: What kind of nut has no shell?

A: A doughnut.

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

A: It gets jalapeño business! (all-up-in-yo business)

Q: What did the asparagus say to the mushroom?

A: You’re a fun guy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!