What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?

Time to duck.

Why do tigers have stripes?

So they don’t get spotted.

What do you call a dog who goes to the beach in the summer?

A hot dog.

What kind of cat likes water?

An octo-PUSS.

What is a cat’s favorite color?

PURRRR-ple.

What animal is best at hitting a ball?

A bat.

What animal needs oil?

A mouse because it squeaks.

What do cows read?

CATTLE-logs.