Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio, who?
Radio-not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catsup.
Catsup who?
Your cat’s up a tree and won’t come down.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smellmop.
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Car go, “Beep beep, vroom, vroom!”

Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.