What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.
Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
Because they missed their plane.
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had drumsticks.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.