What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter g.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.

Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey—he’s already stuffed.

What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-jeans.

What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?

Coffin drops.

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.

What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie