What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!

Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.

Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

What do pirates pay for corn?
A buck an ear!

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!