Q: What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
A: R2 detour.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
A: That hit the spot.

Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow.

Q: What animal is always at a baseball game?
A: A bat.

Q: How do you talk to a giant?
A: Use big words.

Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.

Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
A: Twister.