Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you?
A: Act like a nut.

Q: Where would you find an elephant?
A: The same place you lost her.

Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

Q: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
A: Because she wanted to go to high school.

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.

Q: Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
A: Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

Q: What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
A: Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.