Q: How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.

Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you.

Q: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
A: Computer chips.

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm.

Q: What building in your town has the most stories?
A: The public library.

Q: How are false teeth like stars?
A: They come out at night.

Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath?
A: With experi-mints.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts