Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh.
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
Q: Which bus crossed the ocean?
A: Columbus.
Q: Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright.
Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?
A: His shadow.
Q: What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
A: Stop picking on me!
Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper.