Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

A: Close the door! I’m dressing!

Q: Why did the robber take a shower?

A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berries.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: At the North Pole.

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was always on the deck.

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

A: Sneakers.

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

Q: What are the only kind of trees that grow fingers?

A: Palm trees.