Q: Why couldn’t the sailor learn his alphabet?

A: Because he always got lost at C.

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

A: ARRRRRRRR.

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

Q: What kind of money do mermaids use?

A: Sand dollars.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A: A milkshake.

Q: Who did Frankenstein’s monster bring to prom?

A: His goulfriend.

Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

A: Because they’re always stuffed.

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?

A: I’ve got you covered.