Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?
A: A car.
Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?
A: A car.
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: How do billboards talk?
A: Sign language.
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I’m only four feet tall!
Doctor: You’ll just have to be a little patient.
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese.